Acme/please version 0.01 ======================== exports a variable $please to the callers space, which will randomly evaluate to the empty string three quarters of the time and to "please" the rest. tie options exist to tweak the fraction of time it says please, and also what language it says please in. INSTALLATION To install this module type the following: perl Makefile.PL make make test make install COPYRIGHT AND LICENCE Copyright (C) 2004 David L. Nicol released AL/GPL and I hope this amuses you